20 funny Dentist Puns

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What do dentists call their x-rays? Tooth pics.
Why did the dentist become a gardener? To floss his plants.
Why did the smartphone go to the dentist? It had a Bluetooth problem.
What did the dentist say to the golfer? You have a hole in one.
Why did the dentist go to the bank? To get his cavity filled.
What does a dentist do on a roller coaster? He braces himself.
Why don’t dentists like candy? It’s too filling.
What did the dentist say to the judge? I swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth, and nothing but the tooth.
Why did the dentist break up with his girlfriend? She was a pain in the tooth.
Why did the dentist start a band? Because he had great crowns.
How did the dentist become a brain surgeon? By doing some deep thinking.
What did the dentist give the cow? A filling station.
Why do dentists like potatoes? They have a lot of fillings.
What’s a dentist’s favorite time of day? Tooth-hurty.
Why did the dentist’s computer go to the dentist? It had a virus in its roots.
Why was the dentist a good artist? Because he knew how to draw out the details.
Why did the dentist need a new GPS? He kept getting lost in the crown.
What’s a dentist’s favorite dinosaur? A Flossiraptor.
Why don’t dentists like roller coasters? Too many ups and crowns.
How do dentists pay their bills? With a cavity card.

Why did the dentist go to the party? Because he needed to brush up on his social skills!
Why did the dentist bring a ladder to work? To reach the high points in his career.
How do you fix a broken tooth? With tooth paste!
Why did the dentist cross the road? To get to the root of the problem!
Why don’t dentists ever get lost? Because they always follow the dental map.
What’s a dentist’s favorite holiday? Tooths-day!
Why did the dentist turn off his GPS? He knew all the shortcuts.
Why did the dentist open a bakery? To make sweet fillings.
Why did the dentist always carry a pen? For his dental notes.
What did the dentist say to the actor? Break a leg, but not a tooth!
Why did the dentist become an astronaut? To find space between teeth.
Why don’t dentists get along with bankers? Too many fillings involved.
How does a dentist stay calm at work? He keeps his nerves in check.
Why did the dentist always win the debate? He knew how to brush off the competition.
Why did the dentist open a restaurant? To serve up some bite-sized meals.
What do you call a dentist who’s an astronaut? A spacemaker.
Why did the dentist love the beach? He enjoyed filling the gaps in the sand.
How does a dentist stay organized? With his floss files.
Why was the dentist always calm under pressure? He had nerves of steel.
Why did the dentist love puzzles? Because he enjoyed filling in the gaps.

A dentist is a person who can make you open your mouth and wallet at the same time.
Going to the dentist: where ‘open wide’ is a command and ‘you may feel a slight pinch’ is a warning.
Dentists make great detectives—they’re always finding hidden things in your mouth!
The only person who can look at you and say ‘you have beautiful teeth’ without it being creepy.
I’m not afraid of heights, but I am afraid of dental bills.
Dentists are the only professionals who encourage you to spit.
The only place where it’s socially acceptable to lie about how often you floss.
Dentists: making people say ‘ahhh’ since forever.
I’d rather count calories than cavities.
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth.
Dentists are like old friends: they know all your secrets and still make you feel good.
A smile is a curve that sets everything straight—especially if your dentist is involved.
Toothaches are like parking tickets—unpleasant but preventable.
Keep calm and trust your dentist. They have a drill and they know how to use it.
I’m a big fan of dentists—my teeth are too.
My dentist told me I needed a crown. I was like, ‘I know, right?’
Brushing your teeth is the only time you clean your skeleton.
You don’t have to floss all your teeth—just the ones you want to keep.
If you don’t like your smile, change your dentist.
Dentists: because sometimes the only way to fix your smile is through a little pain.